It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
can we talk about how this is still getting notes
so you say he can dance to anything
im laughing so hard why are people reblogging this again omg
help tumblr has reached singularity
i love this post
Welcome to the post that got me kicked out of the library
you’re welcome
I’m crying.
how diD I KNOW
Can’t handle this omgg HAHAHA
The booty
I’m bored, so let’s do this.
The Red Tostitos.((Black Onion Dip. Wait, what?))
// Khaki BBQ Wings. Or maybe just Khaki Wings.
… what.
We are…
THE BLACK BURRITO!!!
*VIOLENTLY HEADBANGS*
The Blue Pretzel
Uhhh….
white brownies
Um. I’m in a skirt…
Whatever. it’s green.
So. Green Eggs and Ham
(I am not shitting you)Black Coco Puffs
Black Sandwich… sounds like a cover band of Black Sabbath where all the songs are sandwich related…
The Blue Naan Bread
dude
blue nachos
No Nutter Butters
dammit
The Green Reasons.
the nude peanut butter sandwiches
..okThe Black Apples.
Not bad.
Black Bread
okay
if this is true…i’m running away to neverland
THAT IS NOT THE FULL STORY.
It was also because everyone found out his real name. Disney doesn’t like when that happens. If someone were to go up to one of the actors and call them by their real name in front of little kids, it could end up ruining the magic for them. And his name ended up everywhere. That is why he had to leave.
AND HE IS FINE. HE STILL LOVES DISNEYLAND.
HE LOVED WORKING AT DISNEYLAND AND HE STILL VISITS THERE OFTEN.
Nobody said it was easy No one ever said it would be this hard Oh, take me back to the start SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN: The Scientist by Coldplay
